Mutual Dislike

By: asianjoke.com

One day Mahathir, Netanyahu and Ghandi were in Geneva discussing the role of muslims in today's society. On the way back to their hotel, their car broke down in the wilderness and the closest sign of life was a small hut in the distance.

They went in and asked the farmer whether they would be able to spend the night there. The farmer said, 'It's okay with me, but I only have 2 other beds. Someone has to sleep in the barn with the animals.'

Netanyahu immediately said, 'We Israelis are used to sleeping in barns, I will go there.' and so they all settled into bed for a good nights' rest.

Before 5 minutes were up, Netanyahu knocked on the bedroom doors and said, 'I can't sleep in the barn, there's a pig there and it is un-kosher to be near it.' So, Ghandi decided to sleep in the barn.

Before long, Ghandi came back and said, 'I can't sleep in the barn, there's a cow there and it is sacrilegious to sleep near a sacred animal.' So,

Mahathir had no choice but to sleep in the barn.

Almost immediately after he had left, frantic knocking was heard on the bedroom doors. The three men got up and opened the door, only to see the pig and the cow.

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