Tsunami jokes collection

By: Anonymous

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue WHo?
SUE NAMIIIII!!

What's the least popular detergent in Indonesia?
Tide.

Aren't the beachfront cities in Thailand without power?
No, there's plenty of current running through the towns.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

New name for the island of Phuket: Phuked.

This week is Indonesian hygiene week. Thousands will be washing up on the beach.

Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending any dishwashers to Asia? Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches.

Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?
They've been eating Thai food all week.

What did the racist beachfront hotel owner say while standing at the registration desk?
Who let the Indian in?