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The Japanese Pizza Catastrophe
By: Japanese
Pizza
Here are some variations of the Japanese pizza.
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| ALL-STAR SEAFOOD: Smoked salmon, green asparagus, shrimp, squid (!!),
green pepper, dried fish flakes, onion, extra-cheese. |
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| BASILICO DEL MARE: Scallop balls, mushroom, onion, roman tomato, extra
cheese. Tomato sauce replaced with green basil sauce. |
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| GET'S: Garlic Chunks, fresh mushrooms (triple), crushed tomatoes,
bacon bits, sausage slices, pepperoni, shoulder bacon, corn, green
peppers, parsley, black pepper, parmesan cheese. They offer you the
choice of three extra bonus toppings, including entire chicken HALVES! |
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| POTATO HUMBERG: Chunks of ground beef, crushed potato (read: tater
tots), onion, corn, green pepper, and meat sauce. |
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| IDAHO SPECIAL: Potato chunks, sliced bacon, onion, corn, parsley,
black olive, mayonnaise (!!), double cheese. |
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| KARAMARI FRITTI: squid, green peppers, red peppers, onion, black
olives, green chili sauce, double cheese. |
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| KIMICHI BACON: Kimchi (fermented, killer-spicy Korean cabbage ),
bacon, nila, double cheese. |
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| MAYO JAGA: Mayonnaise, potato, green peppers, onion, CORN, crispy
bacon, extra cheese. |
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| SEA FOOD SPECIAL: squid, shrimp, tuna, broccoli, onion, mayonnaise,
double cheese. |
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| SQUID INK PIZZA: Oh, this is the grossest!! In these pizzas, the
tomato sauce is replaced with a black-as-sin squid ink sauce.
Squid ink looks terrible, tastes nasty and stains your mouth black.
Don't those shrimp look to you like they're still moving around?? I
can't look at this any more! |
| Hungry?? Not!! That's not the HALF of it! Those are
only the ones we found with pictures! Here is a semi-complete list
of typical, everyday, normal pizza toppings that Japanese do not think
is odd in the least: |
Squid
Salmon
Dried Flakes Of Fish
Green Asparagus (as opposed to . . . . ?)
Broccoli
Eel (that's it! there went lunch!)
Spiced Ginger
Kimchi
Dried Fish Flakes (when heated, they wave & curl around
in the air like they're alive .. ewwwww!) |
Corn
Mayonnaise
Spaghetti
Cabbage Curry
Seaweed
Egg Yolk
Curry Powder
Entire Chicken Breast
Cod Roe
Raisins |
Tater Tots
Boiled Welsh Onions
Jalapeno Peppers
Tuna
Shrimp
Parsley
Scallops
Spinach
Eggplant
Teriyaki Chicken |
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