Say hello to the Japanese Snuggie. The Two-legged Sleeping bag. The Human Larva. Say hello to….this. There is no pitchman charismatic enough, no paid spokesperson straight-faced enough, no model poised enough to give this infomercial it so clearly deserves. With this weird Japanese bag suit you’ve got a mobility that you could never get with the traditional sleeping bag, but what good is that without hands? without the ability to pee? And without the dignity you sacrificed in becoming a six-foot-tall-human frog fetus, minus prospective for a happier future.

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